fartgallery:

“high school is the best time of your life”

theangelthatfellfordean:

thegoodlittlesoldier:

super-wolves:

im sorry

im not

yes this will go nicely on my blog.

alongcameatom:

how does one just obtain an duck in 2 hours

(Source: common0courtesy)

fortheloveofcamelotandgallifrey:

the-yolocaust:

ive never watched doctor who but im pretty sure this is what its about

this is exactly what it’s about

getoffmybloghoe:

accidentally ripping out your own headphones 

According to my brothers all about me book from second grade the biggest fight we’ve ever gotten in was “when she didn’t want me to hold the Cheetos bag but I wanted to and she said no even after I said please then we told mom”

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

mksmiley asked: Did you know turtle's penises are shaped like turtles?

Thank.

that one song that starts playing and you recognize it immediately and you just

(Source: bombermens)

doncasturbate:

doncasturbate:

that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves

stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her fucking show

barackfuckingobama:

Are you sure

Are you positive 

(Source: samandriel)

pizza:

katherlne:

can tumblr user pizza stop commenting on every post involving pizza tho

yeah wtf how annoying is it